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Sunday, January 15, 2012

WHAT KIND OF A DBA ARE YOU?

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So earlier today I took a test on basically figuring out what kind of DBA I am and here is the result!


The scientist DBA is brilliant and sometimes shy, hates disorder, chaos and conundrums, and greatly enjoys diving into the internals of their database.

The scientist DBA tends to have a love of music and gravitates towards degrees in “pure” majors such as History, English, Math, or Physics.
Scientist DBAs usually keeps their offices neat and orderly, with everything in its proper place.   Their motto is “Prove it,” and they love to try out their database hypotheses on their test systems. 
  • Attention to detail — Scientist DBAs like order in every area of their lives and their database is no exception. Every tablespace and table must stay optimized, and the scientist DBA gets visibly disturbed when a table takes too many extents or when a tablespace becomes fragmented. They miss nothing, and pride themselves on their close attention to every detail of their database.
  • High professional standards — The scientist DBA believes that a database can be described with mathematical equations and every assertion about database behavior can be proven with experimentation. They sometimes require all developers to “prove” their changes in the test database, before allowing changes in production. The scientist DBA hates “rules-of-thumb” and revels in finding exceptions to any general assertion about database behavior.
  • Highly reliable — Scientist DBAs spend their days in the test systems, posing hypotheses and cranking out scripts to “prove” their theories before making changes to their production system. The scientist DBA is very careful and meticulous and will always justify every database change (often with extraordinary detailed experimental evidence) before changing their production database.
  • Extremely eloquent — Some, (but not all) of the scientist DBAs can be identified by their grandiloquent prose. These DBAs love to use obscure words and complex verbal syntax, and normally keep an Oxford English Dictionary (OED) close at-hand. They love puns and double entendres, and enjoy using obsolete words that have not been popular since the early 1800s.

Not bad so here is what this blog will focus on Database Adminstration and of course other Oracle tools you might find exciting; so welcome to the oracle virtual Classroom

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